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{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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Blagoy Todev is a Bulgarian biathlete. He made his debut in the Biathlon World Cup in 2020.
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Trafag AG is an electronics manufacturing company founded in 1942 in Switzerland. The company develops, produces, and sells sensors and monitoring devices for pressure, temperature, and gas density internationally. Trafag is headquartered in Bubikon, Zürich, Switzerland.
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